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1
2
3 <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
4 <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
5 <head>
6 <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
7 <title>eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - The Dumbest Porno Ever Made</title>
8 <link rel="stylesheet" href="/main.css" />
9 <link rel="stylesheet" href="/inner.css" />
10 <script type="text/javascript" src="/swfobject/swfobject.js"></script>
11 </head>
12
13 <body onUnload="exitwindow()" >
14
15 <script language="javascript">
16 // Pop - Up Controller
17 // For AdultAdWorld.com
18 // Written by Joe 12 / 25 / 2005
19 // joe@adworldmedia.com
20 // www.adultadworld.com
21 // Updated by Joe 8 / 27 / 2006
22 // Updated by Joe 6 / 17 / 2008
23 // ---------------Update to use ff3.html instead of ff2.html
24 <!-- Begin
25 var uri = "";
26 var expDays = 1;
27 // Number of days the cookie should last
28 var expHours = 1;
29 // Number of hours the cookie should last
30 var expMins = 1;
31 // Number of minutes the cookie should last
32 var urlpage = "http://www.efukt.com/advert.php?id=113";
33 var urlcodes_end = " ";
34 var qs = new Querystring();
35 var windowprops = "toolbar=1,location=1,directories=0,status=1,menubar=1,width=800,height=600,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,top=0,left=0";
36
37 function GetCookie (name)
38 {
39 var arg = name + "=";
40 var alen = arg.length;
41 var clen = document.cookie.length;
42 var i = 0;
43 while (i < clen)
44 {
45 var j = i + alen;
46 if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg)
47 return getCookieVal (j);
48 i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1;
49 if (i == 0)
50 break;
51 }
52 return null;
53 }
54 function SetCookie (name, value)
55 {
56 var argv = SetCookie.arguments;
57 var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length;
58 var expires = (argc > 2) ? argv[2] : null;
59 var path = (argc > 3) ? argv[3] : null;
60 var domain = (argc > 4) ? argv[4] : null;
61 var secure = (argc > 5) ? argv[5] : false;
62 document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) +
63 ((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) +
64 ((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) +
65 ((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) +
66 ((secure == true) ? "; secure" : "");
67 }
68 function DeleteCookie (name)
69 {
70 var exp = new Date();
71 exp.setTime (exp.getTime() - 1);
72 var cval = GetCookie (name);
73 document.cookie = name + "=" + cval + "; expires=" + exp.toGMTString();
74 }
75 var exp = new Date();
76 exp.setTime(exp.getTime() + (60000 * 60 * 6));
77 function amt()
78 {
79 var count = GetCookie('adultadworldcount')
80 if(count == null)
81 {
82 SetCookie('adultadworldcount', '1')
83 return 1
84 }
85 else
86 {
87 var newcount = parseInt(count) + 1;
88 DeleteCookie('adultadworldcount')
89 SetCookie('adultadworldcount', newcount, exp)
90 return count
91 }
92 }
93 function getCookieVal(offset)
94 {
95 var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset);
96 if (endstr == - 1)
97 endstr = document.cookie.length;
98 return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr));
99 }
100
101 var exit = true;
102
103 function adultadworldpop(pub,channel)
104 {
105 if((pub != null) && (channel != null)) {
106 uri = urlpage; // + "c=" + channel + ";s=" + pub + ";p=" + pub + urlcodes_end;
107 }
108 //alert(uri);
109 var count = GetCookie('adultadworldcount');
110 if (count == null)
111 {
112 count = 1;
113 SetCookie('adultadworldcount', count, exp);
114
115 if (exit)
116 {
117 window_handle = window.open(uri, "", windowprops);
118 if(window_handle)
119 {
120 // popped worked
121 window_handle.blur();
122 }
123 else
124 {
125 // not popped, use alternative method
126 // alert("Alternative Pop Method");
127
128 isXPSP2 = false;
129 openedWindow = null;
130
131 if( typeof(popedWindow) == "undefined" )
132 {
133 popedWindow = false
134 }
135 ;
136
137 if( parseInt(navigator.appVersion) > 3 )
138 {
139 winWidth = screen.availWidth;
140 winHeight = screen.availHeight
141 }
142
143 if( window.SymRealWinOpen )
144 {
145 open = SymRealWinOpen;
146 }
147
148 if( window.NS_ActualOpen )
149 {
150 open = NS_ActualOpen;
151 }
152
153 checkXPSP2();
154
155 if( ! isXPSP2)
156 {
157 process_pop();
158 }
159 else
160 {
161 if(window.Event)
162 document.captureEvents(Event.CLICK);
163
164 document.onclick = process_clickpop;
165 }
166 self.focus();
167 process_clickpop();
168
169 }
170 }
171
172 }
173 else
174 {
175 count ++ ;
176 SetCookie('adultadworldcount', count, exp);
177 }
178 }
179
180 function Querystring(qs)
181 {
182 // optionally pass a querystring to parse
183 this.params = new Object()
184 this.get = Querystring_get
185
186 if (qs == null)
187 qs = location.search.substring(1, location.search.length)
188
189 if (qs.length == 0) return
190
191 // Turn < plus > back to < space >
192 // See : http : // www.w3.org / TR / REC - html40 / interact / forms.html#h - 17.13.4.1
193 qs = qs.replace(/\+/g, ' ')
194 var args = qs.split('&') // parse out name / value pairs separated via &
195
196 // split out each name = value pair
197 for (var i = 0; i < args.length; i ++ )
198 {
199 var value;
200 var pair = args[i].split('=')
201 var name = unescape(pair[0])
202
203 if (pair.length == 2)
204 value = unescape(pair[1])
205 else
206 value = name
207
208 this.params[name] = value
209 }
210 }
211
212 function Querystring_get(key, default_)
213 {
214 // This silly looking line changes UNDEFINED to NULL
215 if (default_ == null) default_ = null;
216
217 var value = this.params[key]
218 if (value == null) value = default_;
219
220 return value
221 }
222
223 function checkXPSP2()
224 {
225 isXPSP2 = (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("SV1") != - 1);
226 }
227 function process_pop()
228 {
229 if ( ! popedWindow )
230 {
231 // alert(uri);
232 openedWindow = open(uri, "AAW0012342432", "scrollbars=1,resizable=1,menubar=1,location=1,top=0,left=0,width=" + winWidth + ",height=" + winHeight);
233
234 if(openedWindow)
235 {
236 popedWindow = true;
237 self.focus();
238 }
239 }
240 }
241
242 function process_clickpop()
243 {
244 if ( ! popedWindow )
245 {
246 if( ! isXPSP2)
247 {
248 // alert(uri);
249 openedWindow = open(uri, "AAW0012342432", "scrollbars=1,resizable=1,menubar=1,location=1,top=0,left=0,width=" + winWidth + ",height=" + winHeight);
250
251 self.focus();
252 if(openedWindow)
253 {
254 popedWindow = true;
255 }
256 }
257 }
258
259 if( ! popedWindow)
260 {
261 if( window.Event)
262 document.captureEvents(Event.CLICK);
263
264 document.onclick = process_pop;
265 self.focus();
266 }
267 }
268
269 function getRef()
270 {
271 referr = escape(window.location.href);
272 return referr
273 }
274 // End -->
275
276 </script>
277 <script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript">
278 </script>
279 <script type="text/javascript">
280 _uacct = "UA-405365-1";
281 urchinTracker();
282 </script>
283
284
285 <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="favorites.js"></script>
286
287 <!-- Movie Switch AJAX Function -->
288 <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="js/movieSwitch.js"></script>
289
290 <div id="container">
291 <div id="innerContainer" style="width:790px">
292 <div id="age">THIS SITE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!</div>
293 <div id="header"><div id="header_menu"><a class="header_menu" href="http://www.efukt.com">HOME</a> | <a class="header_menu" href="http://www.efukt.com/search/">SEARCH</a> | <a class="header_menu" href="mailto:efukt.admin@gmail.com ">CONTACT</a> | <a class="header_menu" href="http://www.efukt.com/submit/">SUBMIT</a> | <a class="header_menu" target="_blank" href="http://mt.livecamfun.com/xtarc/595158/362/0/arg_tour=rex1?mta=335874" style="color:yellow">AMATEUR WEBCAMS</a></div></div>
294 <div id="leftColumn">
295 <div id="columnHeader">
296 <h2>Fuck Buddies!</h2>
297 </div>
298 <div id="content" align="center">
299 <iframe src="/aff_page.php" width="152px" height="1414px" scrolling="no" allowtransparency="true" border="0px" margin="0px" frameborder=0 marginwidth=0 marginheight=0 style="margin-left:-10px;"></iframe>
300 </div>
301 <div id="columnHeader">
302 <h2>Webcams</h2>
303 </div>
304 <div id="content" align="center">
305 <A href=http://cams.com/go/page/mov_cams_07&pid=p271121 target="_blank"><img src=http://banners.cams.com/banners/cams/12314_120x600.bmp WIDTH=120 HEIGHT=600 BORDER=0></A> </div>
306 </div>
307 <div id="middleColumn">
308
309
310 <!-- HEAD BANNER -->
311 <div style="padding:5px;" align="center"><IFRAME SRC="http://ifa.streamateaccess.com/dif/?cid=ef560x150" WIDTH=560 HEIGHT=150 FRAMEBORDER=0 MARGINHEIGHT=0 MARGINWIDTH=0 SCROLLING=NO></IFRAME></div>
312
313 <div style="width:550px;padding-left:12px;margin-top:-5px;" align="center">
314 <h1><div id="movie_title" style="margin-bottom:-15px;font-size:24px;">"The Dumbest Porno Ever Made"</div></h1>
315 <div style="width:525;font-size:17px;padding-top:6px;padding-bottom:15px;">She gets raped... by an alien-infected talking tree named Tildar. Pretty much the same shit as in Evil Dead 1, except this has penetration shots and ninchucks. Need I say more?</div>
316 <div> <div><a style="font-weight:bold;" href="/2304_The_Dumbest_Porno_Ever_Made.html&media=wmv">Video Not Playing? Click Here!</a></div>
317 <div name='mediaspace' id='mediaspace'>
318 <script type="text/javascript">
319 var so = new SWFObject('/flvplayer/player.swf','mpl','500','395','9');
320 so.addParam('allowscriptaccess','always');
321 so.addParam('allowfullscreen','true');
322 so.addParam('flashvars','&author=efukt.com&file=http://64.62.222.195/video/370c4a4662071261ccd5b833c4d83201/4918d88d/63563562.flv&streamer=lighttpd&stretching=fill');
323 so.addVariable('enablejs','true');
324 so.addParam('wmode','transparent');
325 so.write('mediaspace');
326 </script>
327
328 </div><!-- <div><a style="font-weight:bold;" href="/2304_The_Dumbest_Porno_Ever_Made.html&media=wmv">Video Not Playing? Click Here!</a></div> --><!-- <div id="location"><div id="loc_prev"><a class="header_menu" href="/view.php?id=2303">Previous</a></div><div id="loc_next"><a class="header_menu" href="/view.php?id=2305">Next</a></div></div>-->
329 </div> </div>
330 <!-- RANDOM VIDEO -->
331 <div id="random_header">------------------------------------- RANDOM VIDS -------------------------------------</div>
332 <div id="random_content"><a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1613_Phone_Sex_Slut.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/772.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Phone Sex Slut"></a>
333 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1707_Korean_Deflowering.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/0220.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Korean Deflowering"></a>
334 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/188_Assholes_Get_Owned.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/ohkDkF9cIQ.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Assholes Get Owned"></a>
335 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1938_Emotional_Orgasm_3.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/5117.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Emotional Orgasm 3"></a>
336 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1921_She_Nearly_Dies_While_Cumming.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/6394.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="She Nearly Dies While Cumming"></a>
337 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/379_Boobs_Pt._2.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/l97D22ytT2.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Boobs Pt. 2"></a>
338 <br /><a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/284_My_Sexy_Girlfriend.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/IJk4JFZeZn.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="My Sexy Girlfriend"></a>
339 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1762_Hairiest_Woman_Ever.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/7400.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Hairiest Woman Ever"></a>
340 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1595_Deflowering_A_Nun.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/462.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Deflowering A Nun"></a>
341 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1871_Anal_Attempt_On_Drunken_Slut.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/4836.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Anal Attempt On Drunken Slut"></a>
342 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1887_Cop_Groped_By_Naked_Chick.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/6334.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Cop Groped By Naked Chick"></a>
343 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1603_Colin_Farrell_Eating_Pussy.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/367.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Colin Farrell Eating Pussy"></a>
344 </div>
345
346 <div id="random_header">------------------------------- FUCKED UP FAVORITES -------------------------------</div>
347 <div id="random_content"><a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/60271.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Deaf Girl Wants To Be A Pornstar"></a>
348 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2261_Drunken_Slut_Has_Hilarious_Disaster.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/512352.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Drunken Slut Has Hilarious Disaster"></a>
349 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2255_Dying_Orgasm.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/50334.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Dying Orgasm"></a>
350 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2238_She_Cums_Nine_Times.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/8066009.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="She Cums Nine Times"></a>
351 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2237_Oh_Noes_The_Condom_Broke!.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/66555.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Oh Noes The Condom Broke!"></a>
352 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/1668_Insane_Sex_Show.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/01.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Insane Sex Show"></a>
353 <br /><a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2219_Worlds_Biggest_Cock.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/300004.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Worlds Biggest Cock"></a>
354 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2198_Pornstar_Attacks_Male_Performer.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/775668.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Pornstar Attacks Male Performer"></a>
355 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2162_Attack_Of_The_Horny_Lifeguard.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/66313.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard"></a>
356 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2282_Good_Porn_Ruined_By_Shitty_Music.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/656563.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music"></a>
357 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2267_Tricked_Into_Having_Gay_Sex.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/546795.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="Tricked Into Having Gay Sex"></a>
358 <a class="bodylink" href="http://www.efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html"><img height="90" src="http://64.62.222.195/media/video_thumb/7616.jpg" width="90" border="1" alt="How To Make A Girl Cum"></a>
359 <br /></div>
360 <div align="center">
361 <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="0">
362 <tr>
363 <td align="center"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.newsfilter.org"> <img height="90" alt="" src="http://www.efukt.com/out/1.jpg" width="90" border="1"></a></td>
364 <td align="center"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.holyjugs.com"> <img height="90" alt="" src="http://www.efukt.com/plugs/ok.jpg" width="90" border="1"></a></td>
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367 <td align="center"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.deviantclip.com"> <img height="90" alt="" src="http://www.efukt.com/out/3.jpg" width="90" border="1"></a></td>
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369 </tr>
370 <tr>
371 <td align="center" colspan="6">
372 <a target="_blank" href="http://www.masterwanker.com">
373 <img src="http://www.efukt.com/out/play.jpg" border="0"></a></td>
374 </tr>
375 </table>
376 </div>
377
378 </div>
379 <div id="breaker"></div>
380 </div>
381 <div id="footer_enclosure">
382 <div id="footer_content"><table border="0" cellspacing="1" width="100%" cellpadding="3">
383 <tr>
384 <td align="center">
385 <a target="_blank" href="http://aff.ultimatesurrender.com/track/MTAyNDEzMDozOjg,7">
386 <img src="http://www.efukt.com/images/kinky/us.gif" border="0"></a></td>
387 </tr>
388 </table> </div> <div id="footer_content">
389 <font color="white">
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392 <div id="footer_content">
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